I am attracted to my female doctor, how can I get her to massage my testicles?

Hey son this happened to a friend of mine just be smooth act like your in pain tell her that you think she is the only one who can do it tell her to massage your testicles smoothly if she tells you does it feel better say no please keep rubbing it and tell her your penis hurts when you piss and everytime you touch it, it hurts and tell her to help you with a urine sample and let her stroke it.